Posts Tagged ‘rick ross’


In MAGAZINE on June 19, 2013 at 3:47 pm

Remember when hip hop wasn’t a cesspool of disgustingly rampant materialism? Remember when it was an expression of the collective struggle of the lower class? Rappers once sang about things that scared the living hell out of suburban house-moms like killing cops and robbing liquor stores. And now here we are in 2013 and the quality of rap in general is at its lowest point in history. Not that there isn’t any good hip hop being produced, but the rappers who have “made it”—the ones who get played on the radio and have their words taken as gospel by millions of kids—have gotten so far detached from the real world that it’s mind-boggling why any non-private-jet-owning person would ever listen to them. And while an entire book could be filled with lyrics that are thoroughly unrelatable to the common person, here are just a few of the most disgustingly egregious ones.


“Have a baby by me, baby, be a millionaire/ I write the check before the baby comes, who the fuck cares?”

Translation: “For a rich rapper who likes to get his fuck on like me, dropping millions of dollars in child support is just plain easier than paying for pregnancy tests or wearing condoms. It is literally worth at least a million dollars to have unprotected sex with some random woman. I am literally jizzing money over here.”



“Basquiats, Warhols serving as my muses/ My house like a museum, so I see ‘em when I’m peeing/ Usually you have this much taste, you European”

Translation: “Even though the nicest art most people who buy my albums will ever see is a spraypainted mural of Tupac, I’ve got a veritable museum right here in my shitter. You know, just in case I get mildly bored in the five minutes when I’m squeezing out a turd, and no, I’m not talking about Kingdom Come.”



“Vacation to Haiti, it nearly broke my heart/ Seeing kids starve, I thought about my Audemar”

Translation: “My fat ass was having such a dandy time on vacay in Haiti until I noticed that it’s a festering, disease-ridden third world country. Then I felt slightly guilty for wearing a $150K watch.” And on that note…



“I thought my Jesus piece was so harmless / ‘Til I seen a picture of a shorty armless / And here’s the conflict / It’s in a black person’s soul to rock that gold / Spend ya whole life tryna get that ice”

Translation: “Man, being a disgustingly rich black celebrity is hard! It’s in my nature to want to wear hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of diamonds, but they come at the price of black kids in Sierra Leone getting their arms cut off… Oh well, check out how Gucci I look!”


“Used to think my shit didn’t stink, boy was I wrong/ Approving million dollar deals from my iPhone”

Translation: “Yeah, I use the same cell phone as you common people, but I do way crazier shit with it. NoAngry Birds for me. Sometimes I’ll make a million dollar business transaction while you are getting email alerts from Chase that your balance just hit negative $4.”


“Got a million duffled up for the fuck of it.”

Translation: “In case you haven’t noticed, I do some weird shit with a million dollars. Sometimes, I’ll fill a duffel bag with cash in case I need to skip town or want to whip homeless people with it or something.”



“Keepin’ the baton, Louis Vuitton/ Gucci down to her feet, yup just like me/ I’m the one, with them ones/ Fuck the price on the tag, just throw it in the bag”

Translation: “Remember when the Geto Boys were rapping about killing sprees? Well, I am devoting an entire song to shopping sprees! Here’s a song I wrote that sounds like I’m reading off a bunch of receipts. It also points out that I have absolutely no awareness of how tame rappers have gotten since I am wearing the same brands as the women I’m trying to fuck.”



“50,000 dollars spent just to make my rims spin/ Half a million dollars spent on the house I live in/ Even more spent on the seat I sit my ass in”

Translation: “My understanding of money is so horribly askew that I think chairs should cost more than houses. There are plenty of wise financial decisions in ol’ Soulja Boy’s future!“



“I am on a 24-hour champagne diet/ Spillin’ while I’m sippin’, I encourage you to try it/ I’m probably just saying that ’cause I don’t have to buy it/ The club owner supply it, boy I’m on that fly shit”

Translation: “In case you only envy me for my money, you should also know that I never have to pay for anything either since people comp me stuff for being a notable connoisseur of gaudy crap.“



“My bathtub lift up, my walls do a 360/ We got the shit that the government got/ Talking money then you rubbing the spot”

Translation: “You ever seen that show MTV Cribs? I make that shit look like This Old House. Even my bathroom looks like something from the Men In Black compound.”



“We can do anything, walk into anywhere and buy anything!”

Translation: “Help! I’m on a mission to be the most unlikable man in music but unfortunately, I have the creativity and vocabulary skills of a dead squirrel. But trust me, I’ve still got lots of money! Breezy out.” *Punches own reflection in mirror*


Dan Ozzi runs Jaded Punk. Follow him on Twitter – @danozzi

@RickyRozay @Wale And @BobAtl Top The 5 Worst Sophomore Slumps In Hip-Hop History List

In MAGAZINE on February 20, 2013 at 5:45 pm

@RickyRozay @Wale And @BobAtl Top The 5 Worst Sophomore Slumps In Hip-Hop History List.

Who is Rick Ross? Shoot-’em-up raises new questions – Florida –

In MAGAZINE on February 19, 2013 at 4:14 pm

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Who is Rick Ross? Shoot-’em-up raises new questions – Florida –

Have a chance to work with producer K.E.

In Events, MAGAZINE on January 16, 2013 at 8:16 pm

 Work with Super Producer K.E. On The Track

Have a chance to work with producer K.E.. He’s produced hit tracks like Rick Ross Feat. Nicki Minaj – You The Boss , Future – Magic , Chris Brown – All Off , Roscoe Dash – All the way turnt up & Show Out , And more….
Check out his 2 new latest beat snippets. Email him at BEATS.HOOKS@GMAIL.COM if you want to make a radio hit!!!

#NewMusic Rick Ross Feat Jay-Z and Dr. Dre

In MAGAZINE, Mixtapes on July 20, 2012 at 2:57 pm


Rick Ross feat Jay Z and Dr Dre

Check out Rick Ross’ new song “3 Kings” featuring Jay-Z and Dr. Dre off the upcoming album “God Forgives, I Don’t”.

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GunPlay a.k.a Don Logan – Real N@$#as ft. Rick Ross

In MAGAZINE, Mixtapes on July 16, 2012 at 8:06 pm

Just two weeks after announcing his solo deal with Def Jam, Don Logan a.k.a GUNPLAY releases his first single since the deal titled “REAL NIGGAS” featuring RICK ROSS.

A street certified HIT!!!!

Follow GunPlay a.k.a Don Logan on Twitter: @GUNPLAYMMG
Follow GunPlay a.k.a Don Logan on Instagr.m: @GUNPLAYLLDAY
Gunplay Signs Solo Record Deal with MMG/ DEF Jam TEASER

Self Made 2 MMG

In MAGAZINE, Mixtapes on June 27, 2012 at 5:56 pm

Self Made 2 Maybach Music Group #MMG

An album full of hot beats, lots of great, diverse artists, and a few select great songs like “Power Circle”. That said, the lyrics are as ever lacking, and it’s all about cash and cars as usual. For a new release that sounds great AND has some good depth.

Purchase Here 

Nas Feat Rick Ross – Accidental Murderers

In MAGAZINE, Mixtapes on June 26, 2012 at 5:19 pm

Veteran rapper NAS is looking for a come back with this new banga featuring The Bawse RICK ROSS. Im loving this, cant wait to hear more!